Love from the Latrine!

Swan Song!

2006-03-09T07:28:00.000-08:00

This says Place Buggers Here, if you can't see it, I can so that is all that matters!

I like these stickers, becasue they say for rectal use only! I kept a bunch of them!
They actually have a person laying down spreading their butt cheeks!

The readers have spoken, and well, I have NOT!
That meaning, I have not updated this in a long frickin time! Quite honestly, I have more crap in the archives from Iraq, no pun intended, well, yes, actually it was, but obviously it is not a priority or an interest becasue I am not bored and sitting in Baghdad!
SO, Christie from i mei pensierie had the survey and Latrine Lovin was voted most likely not missed if taken off the net!
Point made!
It was a nice run. We laughed, we cried, it was the best of times, the worst of times!
Your wish is my command.
Actually I don't care either, as I think I voted for it as well!
Later,
Erik

No Dietrich, but EL Panty Bandito!!!!

2005-09-27T06:54:00.000-07:00

Looks like El Panty Bandito has struck Camp Victory.
I really did not think they would make it to Iraq, but he's made it! (Or is it SHE?)
You can also see some of the debate that goes on amongst people overseas and their reasons for being over here! Someone wants to fight in war to make gas cheaper so they can sell more cars.
Great idea! That must be like an arsonist on the fire department, who goes around setting fires to get more work!
OK, more Dietrich next time!

Dietrich got MAD!!!

2005-09-25T05:44:00.000-07:00

Notice the graceful post from Dietrich today!
He must have gotten tired of reading the same old CRAP!!! Get it??
So Dietrich now spends his time putting down the attendees of the bathroom!
We'll see what happens on the next installment of "When Dietrich Dukes"
You will also notice the port o house poet write a little ditty about taken a big ol shitty!
With NO toilet paper!
Also, notice the "joker" I call him/her one the very top row for someone who looks at his writings!

Dietrich is gay?

2005-08-19T03:22:00.000-07:00

Ok, this one is a little offending if you offended! I you are not offended than it is not offending!
These are not my opinions, just my camera taking wisdom from the latrine, and if I have to go to the bathroom and look at them, then you can too!
Believe me they get worse, and more gross! I just don't take pictures of that stuff!

Dietrich!!!

2005-08-18T04:54:00.000-07:00

I found some new port o potties, and evidently a person named Dietrich uses these ones on a regular basis. This will be my series on the chronicles of Dietrich. Over the next couple of post you will see what he thinks, not so much WHY he thinks or if he is thinking at all, but people don't like him, cause he is always critiqing people!

Do Not Go In There!

2005-07-03T07:59:00.000-07:00

This one is just gross, but a classic nonetheless.
And you are lucky I did not show the contents of the bloo goo!
I promise there will be more like this to show the world.
Listen, it gets VERY hot in these things during the day, and when your not hurrying to get the heck out of the plastic prison, you need something to read! This way you don't have to bring a magazine right!

This is a milestone!

2005-07-02T06:44:00.000-07:00

This is the first post in my side action blog that will chronicle the wisdom and pleasure of the U.S. servicemember as they are bored out of their goard in the solitude of the plastic poopers they call the portopotty! Over here the company that cleans them is called Toifor, but I don't get it! Anyways, some are too dirty for this site(And some I actually mean TOO dirty, I don't know what that stuff smeared on the wall is!) But this is a place that collects thoughts(and smells, and buggers, and stains, and you name it!)
A lot of blood, sweat, and tears go into the utilazation of these facilities! And I really mean that literally!
So sit back, enjoy, and be afraid.......Be very afraid!!!!!!!!!!!

The first picture is just the cluster of PoP's(That is what we'll call them)!
This cluster(No pun intended) gave us material to last a week! Good stuff!
Our first PoP all star is the one with 2 messages close to each other!
1 has a smiley face with the phrase "This is against Army policy" So I guess the person wasn't having a good day!
The second message comes from a person who I don't know if the military is the right thing for them because they stated "I always put the mission 3rd or 4th" I hope they get it together!

Food for thought!!!!